Words

You know you're pregnant when these are the words that are coming out of your mouth...

K: "Mike, I'm eating this fruit."
M: "That's my fruit."
K: "Okay... I'm eating your fruit. Do you want any of your fruit? If not, I'm going to eat it all."

3 days later...

K: How many watermelon did you buy?
M: 4-- 3 for you and 1 for me.
K: (In the middle of eating watermelon #4) So this piece of watermelon that I'm currently eating and is half gone is yours? You want the half that's left?
M: [sigh] No. Go ahead. I can get more later.
K: Sorry!!! 


While I'm busy packing on the pounds to ensure healthy babies, my poor husband is quite possibly slowly losing weight because I snipe his food. Poor Mike.